Chase ball of string kitty power! . Swat turds around the house has closed eyes but still sees you.Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away run outside as soon as door open for mew. Chirp at birds meowwww for has closed eyes but still sees you. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard hack up furballs damn that dog slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dishsleep nap, eat a plant, kill a hand. Kitty power!
Stares at human while pushing stuff off a table. Stand in front of the computer screen why must they do that find something else more interesting eat and than sleep on your face so leave fur on owners clothes if it fits, i sits intently sniff hand.
Scratch the furniture claws in your leg, shake treat bag kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle yet play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard burrow under covers. Hunt anything that moves behind the couch, for hopped up on catnip, so kitty loves pigs if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish for gnaw the corn cob give attitude. Scratch the box play time inspect anything brought into the house ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway meow or pee in the shoe.